A novel university ranking system

Over dinner last night I used the phrase “better university”. Heloise (5 years old) was quick to the defence. “There is no better university than yours!” Why is that, I ask? I present her list:

  • Dinosaur skeletons.
  • Mints in my office.
  • The white board.
  • The offices with couches!
  • The skating rink.

There you have it.